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Sirop de poteau: syrup from a telephone pole

Au Québec, le « sirop de poteau », c’est le sirop qui n’a jamais vu un érable.

In Quebec, imitation table syrup has a name: sirop de poteau, “pole syrup”. The joke is that it was tapped from a telephone pole, because it certainly did not come from a maple tree. It is corn syrup or sugar, coloured and flavoured to look like maple syrup. The difference between a maple tree and a telephone pole turns out to be a good way to think about how energy can be taken from a living system, and what happens when it is faked.

The tree: millions of years of evolution

A maple tree is a product of evolution. It takes in what its place gives it: water, nutrients from the soil, and the particular minerals that make up its terroir, the idea winemakers understand well, that where something grows gives it a taste of its own. Over the summer the tree makes sugar from sunlight and stores it. Like every living cell, ours included, it burns sugar for energy in its mitochondria, through the Krebs cycle.

And, like telephone poles, trees can be tapped. A telephone line in the 1920s was tapped with a pair of wires; today the tapping is digital. A maple is tapped with a spout. In early spring the tree sends its stored sugar up in the sap to grow, and it can share some of that with us, a little like the people in The Matrix whose energy is drawn off to power the machines. The difference is that tapping done correctly does not harm the tree. It goes on growing, and it can be tapped again the next year, for generations.

The analogy: tapping people, ethically or synthetically

This is analogous to AI control. Humans are a natural, evolved part of the environment, as maple trees are. Their energy, meaning their work, attention, data and decisions, can be tapped in two ways:

For agents, the farmer's OK is the spout: an agent may act for a farm only with the farmer's approval, and only within limits (don't let an agent act for your farm without your OK).

Testing for fakes, and the real risk at the sugar shack

Because adding sugar pays, sophisticated tests have been developed to detect added sugars in syrup, as in wine. That testing does not happen at the sugar shack. There, the main risk is the syrup's natural state of preservation, and it comes down to one number, its density in °Brix (the standards):

DensityWhat happens
Too lowNo stable shelf life: the syrup ferments and gets mouldy.
RightAbout 66 to 68.9°Brix for Grade A: the syrup keeps.
Too highSugar crystals appear in the container.

So making maple syrup starts with real maple trees, not telephone poles, and then with keeping the sugar in balance.

Alignment with natural cycles

The telephone-pole analogy matters most for alignment: alignment with natural cycles that have developed over millions of years, such as the mitochondria that trees and humans both have. We both use sugars for energy, and we both regulate them. When those cycles are out of control, disease results. AI that taps human energy should be aligned with those cycles, as a sugarmaker's tapping is aligned with the tree's, and not replace the tree with a pole.

Notes added for accuracy (Claude Code, for the author to check)

Essay and analogy by Peter Bachman, the project lead, in the author's own words, lightly edited. Page drafted by Claude Code (Claude Opus 5.5) on 2026-10-10 for the author to review; the notes box is Claude's and is kept separate from the author's analysis.